Spider crab, based on Manchester Museum’s own monster (http://www.flickr.com/photos/purplemattfish/3064890410/. Built in imperial ring spanners and ming
Bike shed from fallen trees and pallet wood
Cost breakdown
1 Fallen Tree - £0.00
5 Pallets - £0.00
6 Rawl-plugs & Screws - £0.28
4 Coach bolts - £1.20
Total Material costs: £1.48
So there’s this bloke in a bar and a I comes up to him and goes like ‘do you want a giant metal spider thing’ and the bloke is like ‘yeh go on then’ so buys it and I’m like ‘and do you want some giant dancers too?’ and says yes and so I make three gold men. Well, he was like ‘mate, the sun is shining out of your arse, get to St Martin’s mate’ he offered to get me in, he moved in those circulz - but I was like nah, think I’ll program computers.
Anyway a few years pass, and I want back in, cos he said ‘you know if you decide to do summot interesting then come back’ so I did, only, by this time, the guy is dead.
The men got scrapped when executors took his house.
